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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and not push me off the roof when i point to the stars and romantically whisper ‘space: the final frontier…these are the voyages of the starship enterprise…’
NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL
I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead
Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there
I repeated this text post to my PE teacher in front of the class at the end of last year because we had to do oral presentations and he was absolutely speechless and even agreed with me and then stopped the majority of the rest of the oral presentations.
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.